Chapter Sixty-Six: I Guarantee You Will Be Begging for More!

"What are you shouting about, little Xuan-xuan? Did you miss me?"

Huh???

Just as Jiang Xuan was complaining and shouting out loud, Sister Hua's voice instantly made his sphincter tighten!

Turning around abruptly, within his line of sight, Sister Hua opened her massive mouth wide, lunging forward to plant a loving kiss right on Jiang Xuan!

"Sister Hua! Um, well, I feel a bit dizzy! And terribly uncomfortable!"

Instantly pivoting his body, Jiang Xuan brushed past Sister Hua, nearly losing his first kiss right then and there!

A wave of anger washed over the area, and Jiang Xuan's sphincter tightened once more!

Looking back, Sister Hua's eyes were bulging as big as bronze bells, glaring at Jiang Xuan with unrestrained fury.

"Sister Hua, um, I..."

"Jiang Xuan, what on earth do you mean by this? Do you dislike me that much?"

"I am already a ninth-rank great demon cultivation-wise, and I'll be leaving the Corpse-Weapon Swamp before long. I just wanted to engage in dual cultivation with you before leaving, to give birth to our very own cute little baby!"

"Is, is this request really so unreasonable?!"

Suddenly, Sister Hua, who had been furious just a moment ago, instantly assumed a wronged expression.

Even her facial features made it obvious that she was genuinely unhappy.

Damn it!

You're the one feeling wronged???

Jiang Xuan was this close to shouting profanities. Heaven knew how he had managed to survive all these days!

A wave of bitter sorrow welled up in his heart, and Jiang Xuan started looking wronged himself.

"Wuu wuu, Sister Hua, how could I possibly dislike you? You've been so good to me, I'm almost moved to tears!"

"It's just, it's just that I've been dreaming of getting a divine weapon, and my dream hasn't come true yet!"

"What right does that Lü Qiu have to bar me from entering?!"

Jiang Xuan's expression certainly didn't look like he was faking it; he was genuinely furious to the core.

If not for the fact that Lü Qiu—another ninth-rank great demon—refused to grant permission, he would have broken into the Weapon Crypt long ago to loot everything in sight!

Right now, Jiang Xuan had no choice but to pin his only hope on Sister Hua.

Otherwise, he would be forced to return empty-handed.

After all, saving his own little life was definitely the top priority!

"Oh, little Xuan-xuan, there's nothing to be done about that. Generally speaking, cultivators can only wait until they leave the Corpse-Weapon Swamp before they are allowed to select a single magical artifact from the Weapon Crypt."

"Otherwise, the Weapon Crypt isn't a bottomless pit; it would have been completely emptied out ages ago!"

Sister Hua cast a doting gaze his way, and as she spoke, she kept rubbing her body against Jiang Xuan's.

This greasy display of affection was truly agonizing for Jiang Xuan to endure...

"Hmph! I don't care! Sister Hua, you are also a ninth-rank great demon cultivation-wise! Why should you be afraid of him?"

"Why shouldn't you be the one calling the shots here?"

Jiang Xuan said indignantly.

Although it bordered on sowing discord, he was already Sister Hua's darling little sweetheart!

At this point, practically anything he said would fail to arouse Sister Hua's suspicion.

Once that Lü Qiu was dealt with, this whole affair would be an absolute certainty!

"Little Xuan-xuan, it's better not to spout nonsense like that in the future. Although competition among us crocodile demons is fierce, we are generally united. When Lü Qiu was chosen as our leader back then, it was truly because Black Ghost and I were indeed inferior to him in strength."

"Furthermore, he attained spirit demon status before us, making it impossible to shake his position within the Corpse-Weapon Swamp now."

"To be honest, I accepted it willingly, and besides, I never cared that much about the position anyway."

"But Sister Hua, that's completely different!"

"Before, you were all by yourself, but now you have a family, don't you? How can this compare to before? Am I right?"

Vigorously suppressing the nausea rising in his chest, Jiang Xuan pressed his body tightly against Sister Hua's.

Not only was this crocodile demon's entire body ice-cold, but touching her offered no pleasant tactile feedback whatsoever. He couldn't fathom why Sister Hua was so obsessed with physical contact...

Hearing Jiang Xuan's words, Sister Hua fell into deep thought.

It seemed... to actually make quite a bit of sense~!

After a long while, Sister Hua seemed to have made up her mind.

"Little Xuan-xuan, since you put it that way, Sister Hua will just sneak you into the Weapon Crypt to get an artifact!"

"Roughly five days from now, Lü Qiu is taking Black Ghost and the others out on a hunt. At that time, I will sneak you into the Weapon Crypt, and you can pick whichever magical artifact you want!"

"But Sister Hua, I'm scared. There are protective formations outside the Weapon Crypt, and what if someone shows up?"

"If we go to the Weapon Crypt and trigger the formation, won't our fellow clansmen find out for sure?"

There's an opening! I must seize it!

For the sake of my Great Dao! For a bright future! To escape Sister Hua's clutches, Jiang Xuan had to ensure nothing went wrong!

Besides, just one artifact? How could that possibly be enough?

Jiang Xuan sneered inwardly. Even for his own sake, he wanted to check if there were any cauldrons or the like lying around. Otherwise, having the *Hundred Refinings Pill Scripture* would be completely useless!

He still had his true family back home; for the sake of those little rascals, he had to smuggle back as many magical artifacts as possible.

"Don't you worry about that. Have you forgotten? During the Hour of *Shen*, everyone gathers on the bank to sunbathe and catch some fresh air. Who on earth is going to discover us?"

"Even if that artifact-guarding formation is triggered, you just need to grab it quickly once you're inside, and we'll simply claim we bumped into it by accident!"

"Where there's a will, there's a way! Just bluff our way through!"

"That won't do at all. I'll be the one suffering if things go wrong! Sister Hua, I won't have it—you have to help me fend them off when the time comes, because I certainly don't want to die!"

Jiang Xuan sneered inwardly once again. Wasn't this plan already coming together?

Sister Hua was right: where there's a will, there's a way!

"Alright, alright, alright. Don't worry, once they come down, Sister Hua will explain things to them for you."

"Even if they don't believe it, at the very least they'll have to wait for Lü Qiu and the others to return before they dare raise their voices at me, right?"

"Hehe! Sister Hua is mighty! Sister Hua is the best~!"

Squinting his eyes, Jiang Xuan lowered his head and flashed a crafty smile.

However, a fresh dilemma now loomed before him.

The ten-day deadline set by the Empress and the Demon Sovereign was rapidly approaching. What on earth was he supposed to do if their identities were exposed by then?

Oh well, cross that bridge when we come to it!

Suddenly, Jiang Xuan felt a warm current gathering in his lower abdomen!

Looking down, Sister Hua's hand was a mere fraction of an inch away!

"Sister Hua! Let's save that for after I get the magical artifact!"

Flailing his tail in a panic, Jiang Xuan narrowly avoided losing his purity, while a myriad of profanities stampeded through his mind!

"Hmph! You'd better keep your promise to Sister Hua. If you don't do it with me after getting the artifact, then, then, then..."

"Sister Hua, then what? You wouldn't kill me, would you? I know you couldn't bear to!"

"Hmph! You're just taking advantage and acting innocent! I wouldn't even deign to look twice at anyone else!"

"Hehe, Sister Hua, I knew you were the best!"

"Rest assured, once my dream comes true, you'll witness my true prowess! I guarantee it will leave you craving more and loving me even more!"

"Oh, you rascal! You're so shameless, I'm dying of embarrassment~!"

In the Corpse-Weapon Swamp, Jiang Xuan and Sister Hua swam side by side toward the shore, intending to bask in the sun.

The heavy boulder that had weighed upon Jiang Xuan's heart remained suspended, neither falling nor rising.

After all, a few days from now would be the critical moment that decided success or failure!

For the sake of the magical artifacts, Jiang Xuan had no choice but to keep enduring...